"SINGH JOKES"

                              One Singh was enjoying the

sun at the beach in America .

A lady came  asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'

Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.'

                              Another guy came and asked him the same question.

Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!'

                              Third one came and asked him the same question again.

 Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

                              While walking he saw another

 Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked,

 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more

 educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.'

                              The Singh slapped him on his

 face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you

    Two Singhs were sitting outside a

 clinic. One of them was crying like hell.

                  So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?'

He replied, 'I came here for blood test'

                The second Singh asked, 'So? Are you afraid ? '

                He replied, ' No, not that. During the

 blood test they will cut my finger'

                Hearing this ,the second Singh started crying.

The first one was astonished and asked him,

 'Why are you crying?'To which he replied,

'I have come for my urine test.'